Monday, December 23, 2013

Hospital floors

Every day, I see either someone letting their baby crawl around on the hospital floor or letting their kid run barefoot in the halls.  You can't say anything to these parents without eliciting an angry, defensive response.

This really grosses me out.  Hospital floors are covered in millions upon millions of disease-causing germs, tracked all over from various rooms.  These germs, while together on the floors, share mechanisms for resisting antibiotics and evading the immune system like suburban housewives trading recipes. ("You simply must tell me how you manage not to be killed by antibiotics!"  "Of course!  But only if you tell me how you manage to fool those immune cells so neatly!")  Hospital staff don't observe the 5-second rule.  If a piece of food falls below knee height, it's done.

If that weren't enough, hospital personnel clean those floors with very harsh chemicals in an attempt to keep the population down (yeah, right.  Hospital germs would survive a disaster that killed all the cockroaches.). No eco-friendly, non-toxic stuff here.  And it isn't rinsed off the floors, either.  The longer it stays there, the longer it takes the population of germs to rebound.

So, a baby who crawls on that floor (then puts her hand in her mouth!! Ewwwww!!) is likely to either catch a horrible disease or be poisoned by chemical residue.  Or both.  Keep your kids off the bare floor!

Monday, October 28, 2013

Bad days

Most doctors and nurses love what they do, and love the human interaction involved.  However, some days we are just not feeling warm and fuzzy.  Maybe there are problems at home.  Maybe the ER woke us up at 2 am to ask if we thought it was safe to discharge the asthmatic who cleared after one treatment (yes, it happened to me).  Maybe the weather is crappy.  Whatever the reason, some days we just aren't chipper.  We still do our best for the patients, we just are far more...businesslike about it. Oh well.

Wednesday, October 2, 2013

If you don't trust doctors...

I get that some parents don't trust the medical profession.  I get that they think medications are poison.  I get that they think doctors care about money more than patients.  I get that they think nature is better.  What I don't get is why they bring their kids to the hospital, then refuse to let us do anything!  Why?!?

Saturday, September 28, 2013

The Not-So-Affordable Care Act

We were assured, when the ACA was passed, that all Americans would have affordable insurance that would cover their medical costs.  That, apparently, is not true:

http://www.nbcnews.com/health/some-say-obamacares-affordable-coverage-isnt-affordable-them-4B11241833

Not only will some people have to pay out of pocket and wait for the subsidies, there's another sneaky little problem.  When the government is calculating whether the insurance your employer offers is "affordable,"  they look at what it costs just to cover you-even if you have a family to cover.  They don't look at what it costs to cover your family.  You may be able to afford coverage for yourself-but not for your family.  Don't count on getting affordable coverage if you are in the middle class.

Some of you may be thinking, Doc Rugrat's in the medical field; I bet Doc has good insurance.  And you're right.  But not all of my family and friends are that lucky.  And if I have family and friends who are in trouble, they can't be alone.  Unfortunately, even if the ACA were reversed right now, it's too late.  Companies that raised their premiums aren't going to lower them again.  We must find a way out of this mess.

Saturday, September 21, 2013

Not clear on the team concept

Vanderbilt University hospital is apparently cutting its housekeeping staff and will have the nurses do much of the cleaning.  Great.  When I need a nurse to push drugs in a code, I don't want to have to look for one who isn't suited out, mopping the bathroom after the last diarrhea patient.

http://emergency-room-nurse.blogspot.com/2013/09/vanderbilt-university-medical-center.html

Saturday, September 14, 2013

Sometimes the PARENT is the problem.

The kid is just fine with getting the shot, IV, whatever-until the parent goes apeshit with "oh, baby, it won't hurt, you'll be just fine, I'm right here, it'll be okay, it'll be over soon" and so on and so forth.  Then the kid bursts into tears, terrified.
THANKS, MOM!

Tuesday, August 20, 2013

Back to school time

It's that time of year when I am soooooo glad I don't have an outpatient practice.  All the parents who haven't bothered scheduling their kids' back to school physicals are frantically calling, and they don't understand why they can't get in immediately.

But all is not wonderful on the inpatient side, either.  The little dears who can't bear to go back to school are showing up in the ER complaining of abdominal pain.  They put on award-winning performances that get them admitted to the hospital after the million-dollar workup.

Once school starts, the kids who have kept their germs to themselves all summer start sharing generously with their classmates, and we start seeing the fall viral surge.

Oh well.  The pediatrician summer vacation is over.

Tuesday, July 23, 2013

The little "angels"

Whenever you see a kid on TV with a chronic illness-whether it is a real kid in a fundraising ad or a fictional character in a show-that kid is portrayed as being a sweet, brave soul, enduring medical torture with no complaints at all.  A few of them really are that way.  But, dear readers (if any of you exist), please let go of that mental picture.  Nothing about chronic illness automatically makes a child into a saint.
How a kid responds to chronic illness depends on the kid's underlying personality as well as what kind of parenting he gets.  Some parents spoil their sick kids rotten to "make up for" the illness; those kids are just pure evil for health care professionals to deal with.  Some are just scared of painful procedures, and who can blame them?  But the uncomplaining ones are rare.

Monday, July 8, 2013

"Affordable Care Act"--affordable for who?

I saw a news article this week saying how some insurance companies are starting to get nervous about the requirements of the "Affordable Care Act," aka "Obamacare."  The companies knew they would no longer be allowed to refuse to cover pre-existing conditions, and that there would be a cap on how much they could charge sick people in premiums.  But all that was okay, because everyone was gonna have to buy insurance.  All those young healthy people paying premiums and not making claims would balance the books.

But the young healthy people can do math.  When insurance premiums are $3000 per year, and the fine for not having insurance is $100 per year, their choice seems simple.  And the insurance companies are starting to sweat.

Tuesday, June 25, 2013

Know your child's history!

I get so pissed off at parents who know nothing about their child's medical history, their medications or what symptoms they have been having.

I am not referring to parents who don't know all of their teen's symptoms; that's normal.  I am also not referring to foster parents.  My experience with foster parents is that they are given very little useful information.

I am talking about parents who don't know if their infant's diaper has needed changing more or less than usual.  I am talking about parents who don't know if their young child has had trouble breathing.  I am talking about parents who have no idea if THEIR OWN child has ever been hospitalized, or what that surgical scar is from.  I give a little slack to non-custodial parents (although they should find out information like that if they are keeping the kid for the weekend).  But it's amazing how many parents with full custody of their children have no freaking clue about their health status.

While I am on the subject, let's talk about teenagers.  It's great that some parents are letting their teenage kids start to manage their own health.  But 14-year-old kids are not adults!! As parents, you need to know what medicines your kid is supposed to take, and make some effort to make sure they take them.

Saturday, May 25, 2013

Expectations

So many families seem to have unrealistic expectations of their hospital stay.  While it is annoying, I have to concede that perhaps no one  has told them what to expect.  So, I feel the need to do myself and my fellow staff a favor and provide an education.

1. You can expect to see a doctor once a day. Unless you are in the ICU, or something changes with the child, once is likely all you're gonna get.  We have lots of patients to care for as well as our own families.  So, don't be offended when the doctor isn't available on four seconds' notice at 2 am, or if he sounds groggy and exhausted if he does come in.

2. You may or may not see your regular doctor.  Many practices rotate which doctor sees hospital patients.  Whichever doc is assigned to hospital rounding while you are there is the one you will see.  In other places, hospital specialists (creatively called "hospitalists") see all admitted patients.  They don't have office practices, and you will follow up with your regular doctor.  If the doc who comes in isn't your regular one, feel free to ask if he or she will be coming in.

3. Your doctor's rounding time may or may not be consistent.  Most of us try to round at *about* the same time every day.  However, when you hear that your doc usually rounds around 8, don't take that as an 8 am appointment.  Rounds may be early if the doc has a busy day ahead.  Anything from traffic to personal issues to emergencies with other patients can make them late.  I once got yelled at by parents for being late to round on their child; what I could not ethically tell them is that I was late because I was attempting to resuscitate another child.  A friend of mine got his ass chewed for being later than expected when his wife was getting an emergency, preterm c-section.  His partner was out of town so he had to see the hospital patients himself.  He had no idea if his wife or child was going to survive, but went in because he had to.  So, please, remember that you don't have any way to know what is happening.

4. You will probably be expected to help care for your own baby.  Just because your baby is in the hospital doesn't mean you can kick back and do nothing.  Hospitals are employing fewer people these days, in order to keep spending under control.  Also, the role of nurses has expanded greatly.  Long gone are the days when nurses just fluffed pillows and handed out meds.  Today's nursing staff is way too busy assessing patients, making sure the doc didn't do something dumb and charting endlessly to do the fluffy pillow thing.  Want to piss off a peds nurse? Call out to ask one of them to change your baby's diaper while you sit there texting.

5. This is  not a hotel. A hospital's first priority is the medical care of its patients.  We will do our best to make parents comfortable, but there are limits.  We don't have Memory Foam mattresses or room service.  Sorry.

There are more but this damn post is too long.

Saturday, May 11, 2013

Patient satisfaction: why your hospital stay is so damn expensive.

I understand why people would want to make sure people are "satisfied" with their hospital stay.  I understand why hospitals would want to make changes based on these scores.  However, the system is flawed and jacks up your healthcare costs.
For one, hardly anybody actually returns these things.  Essentially, only the pissed off people send them back.  I have been a patient in the ER and I ignored my survey.  There was nothing special about my visit.  I came, waited my turn, got treated, and went home. I didn't think there was anything worth bothering with the survey.
For another, the survey doesn't focus on what is important.  My hospital got dinged on the fact that the kids didn't like the taste of the food they were offered.  News flash, it's a hospital.  We serve balanced meals, which means fruits and veggies on the plate.  Every meal can't be chicken nuggets, mac-n-cheese, and french fries.  That seems to be what the kids want, though.
We also got dinged because the sleeper chairs were uncomfortable.  I am somewhat of a connoisseur of hospital sleeper chairs.  They're ALL uncomfortable.  They're hard and flat.  They gotta be durable, since thousands of people use them.  They gotta be easy to disinfect, because, well ew. Those things come before comfort.  Oh, and they don't accommodate two adults.  That's because they tend to want to make more kids on them.  We got really dinged on the color scheme.  No one who filled out the survey liked the color scheme.
Did I mention that we had maybe 5 surveys, out of hundreds of patients?  None of them had any problems with nurse or physician communication skills, clinical skills, or anything important like that.  So, to get higher satisfaction results, we are spending a buttload of money to redecorate, including replacing practically new sleeper chairs.
So, the next time you or a loved one are in the hospital, please fill out the survey.  Be honest, but try not to rage on things like the wall color that have nothing to do with your medical care.

Saturday, May 4, 2013

Kids and guns

Imma start this post by just sayin: I am a gun rights advocate.  I see nothing at all wrong with teaching kids about guns and even letting them shoot small rifles of their own with proper supervision.

That being said, when the recent incident where a toddler was shot by a sibling playing with his first rifle hit the news I was livid.  What dumbass lets their kid play with a real gun while they do housework??  And the excuse that they didn't know it was loaded?  Pure stupidity.  One of the first rules of gun safety is treat all guns as if they are loaded, all the time!

This would not have happened if the child had only been allowed to handle the gun under supervision, and if it had been locked up at all other times.  Little kids don't have the ability to understand lethality.  That's why you can't just let a bunch of 5 year olds play next to a busy street without supervision.  Granted, some kids are more responsible than others.

Bottom line:  If you want to teach your kids to shoot, that's fine.  But you can't teach safe firearm handling if you don't understand it yourself.  Even though Crickett rifles are meant to be handled by kids, they aren't toys and shouldn't be treated like them.  Period.

Prom Season

Prom season is approaching, and I have a few things to say to the nation's teenagers:
1. You don't need to drive while plastered.  In fact, you don't need to get plastered.  Prom is supposed to be something to remember; if you are too drunk to remember, it defeats the purpose.  I get tired of seeing teenagers in pieces.  Besides, that dress is too cute to ruin with puke and blood.

2. It's okay if you don't get laid.  I promise I won't tell anyone.  Seriously, though.  Guys, just because you pay for the date does NOT mean she's gotta put out.  She can still say no if she wants, and NO MEANS NO.  If you force the issue, it's rape.  For all of you, if you don't want to have sex, then don't!  If you do, make sure you have done everything you can to prevent STDs and pregnancy.

3. If you don't get a date, or your date ditches you, or whatever, it isn't the end of the world. The only thing more depressing than taking care of pieces of kids who've crashed their cars is taking care of the ones who fry their brains in a suicide attempt.  Life goes on, K?

4. Ya don't need to mix chemicals in your brain.  Do I really gotta explain this one?  Most of those things kill brain cells.  They don't come back, ever.

There are more, but I'm too damn tired.

Monday, April 29, 2013

Awesome parents

I fully admit I created this blog for the purpose of bitching, often about parents.  But I think it's so awesome when parents KNOW that something isn't right, and keep asking (politely) until they get an answer.

It's often tempting to blow them off and be irritated.  But in peds, we always have to remember that the parents (should) know their kid the best.  If they say he "isn't right," then he isn't.  Plain and simple.

Wednesday, April 24, 2013

Why?? Just why??

I get so pissed at parents who bring their kid to the hospital and won't let us do anything.  I am not talking about parents who consider all options and won't blindly follow the doc's recommendations; I fully support them.  I am talking about the ones who refuse IV sticks and blood draws, refuse imaging studies, refuse meds (even Tylenol) and then wonder why we aren't doing anything for their kid!

So, here's a tip.  If you're not going to let the medical staff do anything, DON'T COME TO THE HOSPITAL.  You're wasting our time.

Tuesday, April 23, 2013

The parents that won't leave

These are the opposite of the ones who expect magic.  Those parents stand around tapping their feet waiting for my instant cure.  The ones I'm writing about today are patient, but they want to stay in the hospital until the child is completely well.

It can be hard to get mad at these folks.  After all, kids get sick with frightening speed (little shits), and the parents are often just scared.  And if the ward isn't busy I really don't mind.  But during busy times of the year, I just can't have a kid who really could be taken care of at home taking up a bed.  There's a reason we spend time trying to teach you home care.  Not to mention that your insurance isn't gonna pay for this.  They'll see that we aren't doing anything in the hospital that you can't do at home, and refuse.

Tuesday, April 16, 2013

Fear of the doctor

It's normal for little kids to be afraid of the doctor and of medical procedures.  We don't mind, and we try to keep them as calm as possible.  We do mind some of the parental responses.  Let me tell you about some of the responses that induce rage in medical personnel:

1. "Stop that! Leave him alone! Can't you see he doesn't like that?"
     Oh, so THAT's why Cznoflayque kicked me in the face!  I'd have never figured that out.  Anyway, chill.  I'm not doing major surgery without anesthesia here, I'm just trying to look in his damn ears.  Or draw blood.  Or start an IV.  All things that need to be done to evaluate and treat your child.  Militantly "defending" your child from the medical staff just reinforces that there is something to fear.  If you can't help keep your kid calm, then shut the hell up.

2. "If you don't straighten up, the doctor/nurse will give you a shot."
     No.  Just no.  Doctors, nurses and other medical staff are trying to HELP your child.  We are not the "gobble-uns" that get you "ef you don't watch out."  Using medical procedures as a threat just prolongs a child's fear of the doctor.  It's one thing to have to hold down a 2 year old; if we have to deal with physical resistance from a 10 year old, someone's likely to get hurt.

3. "They told us he needed that (shot, IV, blood draw, etc.) in the ER, but he didn't want it, so we had no choice in the matter."
    He's THREE.  You see, there's a reason that children don't get to make their own medical decisions.  Children can't understand that they get long-term benefit from short-term discomfort.  Someone has to be the adult.  We get that your child doesn't want to get jabbed with a needle.  No one does.  We also get that your child doesn't want to be pinned down.  But these things are necessary to evaluate and treat your sick child.  We will do our best to minimize the trauma.

Also, don't get mad at the nurse that it's taking forever to get the IV if you won't help restrain the child.  The reason it takes so long is that every time the nurse hits the vein, the kid thrashes and the needle slips out.

Tuesday, April 9, 2013

Anticipation...and dread

We all love spring.  We're tired of being cooped up in the house with crappy weather, and we want to go out and do stuff.

I'm kinda ambivalent about spring.  On the one hand, the viral illnesses are heading into summer hibernation.  I am SO over RSV and rotavirus.  I would probably lose my shit if I had another outbreak of snot and diarrhea.
But that doesn't mean I get to kick back.  Prom season means I get to see all the teenagers that get mangled in drunk driving crashes.  Summer means that parents start to think it's a good idea to let their kids ride an ATV without protection, and I get to explain to them that their darling's brain is now permanently scrambled.

Trauma care can be very rewarding.  Kids have resilient bodies and heal up from things that would kill old farts like me.  But it's heartbreaking to look down at a kid who has the brain function of a turnip after riding the present his loving, well-intentioned parents gave him.  Or after falling into the pool because everybody thought someone ELSE was watching the baby.  Or was afraid to call her parents to get a sober ride home.

Saturday, April 6, 2013

Spring Break

During spring break, we inpatient docs get a short breather.  No one wants to have their kids in the hospital for spring break, because they use spring break as their excuse to go on vacation.  Afterwards?  Time to take the little darlings to the ER or clinic for the crap that's been going on all week.

Thursday, March 28, 2013

Abuse

There are a lot of things that I will bitch about in a snarky way.  But this one is serious.  Don't beat the shit out of your kids.  Don't shake the babies till their brains are well blended.  Don't burn them with cigarettes.  Don't break their helpless bones.  If you do, you are an asshole.  Seriously. Get some damn help.

Yes, there is a reason I am posting this.  No, I can't give details.  You don't want to know them anyway.

Sunday, March 24, 2013

EMR--the real story

I have heard electronic medical records (EMRs) touted as being the "savior" of modern medicine.  Supposedly, they will make sharing of records easier, reduce error and be soooo simple to use.  They will also reduce costs.  The federal government is strongly encouraging their use.

I call bullshit.

There are several different EMRs out there.  None of them are compatible with each other.  Not only that, each one is customizable; so much so that there is no way that the EMRs of two different health systems can communicate.

They differ on usability, too.  My current hospital uses PITAMed*, which is one of the better ones.  I find it only mildly irritating.  It still takes me a lot longer to chart electronically than it did on paper.  The designers of RageBuilder* must be getting kickbacks from the makers of blood pressure meds, or maybe tranquilizers.  When I used that system, I had to do all my charting somewhere where no one could hear me swearing.  SystemCrasher* seems to have been written by an old person who learned about computers from his 3 year old granddaughter (and let her help with the  program).  It was not equipped to handle the amount of data involved with hospital care.  When tech support was called for the problem, they just didn't understand.

They do eliminate the physician handwriting problem, I will admit.  Physicians have notoriously awful handwriting.  Many of them have built-in checks for when the docs write orders, catching allergies and math errors.  My fear with this is that people will get complacent, just like many people have with spell check.  Just like there are errors that spell check misses, there will be errors that other computerized checking systems miss.

But make no mistake, the EMRs are not designed for patient safety.  They're designed for billing.  In the past, doctors decided on their own billing.  Whatever the doctor marked on the sheet was sent to the insurance company.  That had to stop, because some jerks made a habit of overbilling.  So we now have coding/billing specialists to help us make sure that our billing matches our documentation.  In some places, those specialists do all the billing work; they go over what we write and decide what to submit.  In other cases, they simply review the documentation before anything is submitted, to make sure that the documentation matches the billing.  That route is also perilous.  When I worked at a hospital that did that, I would get messages from the billing department.  "You needed one more system in your review of systems to be able to bill this level.  Will you be submitting an addendum or should I bill the lower code?"  Well, since you sent me this message 2 weeks after I discharged the patient, I guess you'll have to bill the lower code.  If I submitted an addendum I would just be making it up-and that really IS intentional insurance fraud.  It would be easy for a doctor to just do the addendum, though.  The other thing that the EMRs do is prompt the doctor on what the billers need to see in the notes.

For docs who see outpatients (I don't), the EMR can be a distraction.  My own doctor has to be reminded to look at me instead of the tablet he carries into the room.  If I find it annoying that my PCP has his attention on a computer, and I understand why, I can only imagine how other people feel.

Eventually, EMRs may be able to do what everyone wants you to think they can.  But that day is not yet here.  Don't fall for the hype.  And the loud swearing coming from behind that door?  Ignore it.  It's just your doctor, trying to do a simple note on an EMR designed by IT people with no fucking clue what medicine entails.
*obviously not the real names of the EMRs. 

Thursday, March 21, 2013

National Down Syndrome Day

March 21st is National Down Syndrome Day.  It's a day to celebrate acceptance of those with Down Syndrome and their varied abilities.  And while we're doing that, we should work on accepting everyone who is different in ways they cannot control.

Wednesday, March 20, 2013

First day of spring?

So, today is the first day of spring.  More accurately, it's the vernal equinox, when day and night are each about 12 hours long.  It sure as hell isn't "spring." In many parts of the US, it's FRICKEN COLD today.  I know a lot of people who would love to find that lying little groundhog.
However, the fact is that spring is (I hope) coming soon.  For those of us involved in peds, that means some relief from the ocean of snot and diarrhea we've been drowning in all winter.  I swear I sometimes hear the damn pulse ox  alarms (signaling that a child needs more oxygen) in my sleep.  We have all had enough.

Tuesday, March 19, 2013

I'm so shocked!

I saw this story online today.  They didn't need to go through the trouble of polling parents.  Any pediatrician could have told them that.

Most parents don't follow doctor's orders

Monday, March 18, 2013

Trauma Drama

I read a story today about an HOA in Florida who has decided not to let kids play ball, skateboard, ride bikes, etc on the streets and parking lots in the neighborhood.  The parents are all up in arms about this horrible restriction.  They told the media, "I don't think they understand what it means to the kids."

No, I don't think you understand.  How many drivers do you see who are texting and not watching where they're going?  The outraged parents said that the kids are so good about watching out and yelling "car" for each other. Do you really think this is safe?  Keep your kids out of traffic.  Put doctors like me out of business and into retirement.  The sooner the better.

Friday, March 15, 2013

Happy wheezers

Anyone who has done any work in pediatrics hears about the "happy wheezers." These are kids with viral bronchiolitis (inflammation of the small airways).  They're wheezing and breathing fast, but they don't care.  They aren't bothered by the problem.
I had one of these these the other day.  An adorable little girl.  As I examined her, she was bouncing and laughing.  And wheezing like a calliope.  I love it.

Monday, March 11, 2013

Entitled behavior starts young.

We all know that sick kids aren't on their best behavior.  When they feel bad, they're cranky, and they don't hold back.  Pediatric health professionals know this, and we cut them a lot of slack.  But some behaviors just can't be excused. I don't really mind if a kid acts nasty out of fear.  That's expected.  I have had some kids, though, treat not only their nurses but their doctors like personal servants.  Little kids don't come up with this on their own.  They learn  it from their parents.  I shudder to think of the adults these kids are becoming.

Friday, March 8, 2013

Ewwwww!

Another blog I read (STFU, Parents) posted about some awful parent behaviors that shouldn't be done at all, much less bragged about on social media.  The one that grosses me out the most is changing a baby's diaper on a restaurant table.  That's disgusting.  They claim to be justified because the place failed to provide a changing table in the restroom.
Now, the next time I see a kid with a stomach bug in the ER, I'm gonna ask if the family ate fast food recently.  Because I'm gonna wonder if they got food poisoning from someone's baby being changed at that table.
Oh, and I'm gonna stick to take-out from now on!

Wednesday, March 6, 2013

Peds can be fun!

There are going to be a fair number of posts on this blog bitching about things.  But I don't hate my career choice.  Pediatrics can be fun.  You get to play with toys.  You get to play with cute kids.  Sometimes the kids don't hate you.  You can talk baby talk at work and it's totally appropriate.  

Tuesday, March 5, 2013

The magic is gone...

A small subset of parents I have dealt with seem to think I can do magic.  They bring their sick kids in, and expect to get an instant and complete cure.  This cure has to be done with no discomfort to the child whatsoever.  Blood tests, IVs, shots, and nasty-tasting medicines are out.  Also, there can't be any inconvenience to the parents.  They can't be expected to buy an expensive medicine, force their kid to take it, or keep the kid home from school.  God forbid I feel the kid needs to be admitted.  I blame some of this attitude on medical TV shows.  After all, the doctors on TV can get someone cured and home in no longer than an hour.  The kids on the shows don't scream and kick and sound like they're being tortured.
Unfortunately I don't have any magic to do instant cures.  I wish.

Sunday, March 3, 2013

Working in Pediatrics

This is NOT going to be a blog where parents go to find advice.  This is going to be a blog where I talk about the parts of medical practice that drive me crazy.  Of course, the vast majority of the people I deal with are fantastic.  I won't need to blow off steam after interacting with them.  But a very small minority of the people I interact with drive me nuts, and I will want to blow off steam about them.  I have changed the identifying information of any specific people I talk about; most of the people are composites, and some of the stories actually happened to other medical professionals.